That's right. A groundbreaking new Dyno project has been discovered in the famous Satellite bouldering area of the flatirons.
However, this news will have to wait. Why? you might ask.
Because Steph Marvez SENT HER FREAKING PROJ, THAT'S WHY!
Yes, that is correct. She took down Captain Hook in good style.
Smooth as butter sliding across glass on a velvet counter top.
CONGRATULATIONS STEPHERMIE!
Ok, back to the Dyno. A talented young Zissou...ahem, I mean climber named Rylan envisioned this new exhibition of human fitness.
Unfortunately, he was unable to complete the line. He felt it should not be bolted and brought down to a "jaegerian" level...if you will.
It should be saved for the next generation, and it should be finished in Rylan's preferred style. (balls out, no pro, gnar gnar, i'm in the mags, Badass style) This line is for a new level of climber the world has yet to even think possible.
Though it has seen another couple suitors, no one has come closer than Lukas (the lady-slayer) Hardman.
Lukas gave several efforts over what...maybe ten minutes?
However, he used a technique previously thought impossible.
He hucked his gul-dum meat at that shit like there was no fricking tomorrow.
Many have argued that he is the chris sharma to rylan's boone speed.
Many have speculated that he is the mutant offspring of Superman and Jesse James' sister. 100% strongmo, 1brazilion% of the time.
However the line did not accept his advances. He came close. Closer than most will ever hope. Close enough even to say; "just the tip. just for a second. just to see how it felt."
Is the there an individual equal to the level this line represents?
Time will tell.
This is just a photo of me standing around making excuses for not sending Purity Control.
Who know diaper butt could be so sexy?
It was UGLY, thrutchy, and mostly accomplished by try-hard, but it felt GREAT to stand on top. Definitely the hardest thing I've done since coming back from the blown up finger.
Nice work diggs!
Because Steph Marvez SENT HER FREAKING PROJ, THAT'S WHY!
Unfortunately, he was unable to complete the line. He felt it should not be bolted and brought down to a "jaegerian" level...if you will. 
Though it has seen another couple suitors, no one has come closer than Lukas (the lady-slayer) Hardman.
Lukas gave several efforts over what...maybe ten minutes?
However, he used a technique previously thought impossible.
Many have argued that he is the chris sharma to rylan's boone speed.
This is just a photo of me standing around making excuses for not sending Purity Control.
Adam McKenzie was on hand as well to demonstrate "how its done".
Lucas was in attendance and making good progress on this line. Between taking burns with the light reflector, Asher managed to catch this sick shot. V10 climber and photographer!
Owen staring the tick down getting ready to kick it's face!
Me flailing helplessly. I would really like to come up here and spend some more time with this thing, but turning point was priority and I was not to be deterred.
This is the sequence of photos that were not published on Danny's Blog. I would encourage him to post them up, as these are on the washed out side and I would like to see his.
Our camera was put away at this point and the pros took over. To see more of this session and shenanigans, head over to Danny's Blog for realz. It's worth it.
Flannimal had a good day. She knocked off Captain Hook and spent some time working Flesh Fest.
BElkon also put in some good burns on Flesh Fest and seemed to be making progress.
Sarah and Kristen fought with this slabby devil for a bit but were not able to figure it out.
I didn't try it, but the girls both said that it felt like you were putting 200 lbs of force on your left foot to start. Ouchies.
Definitely a cool area, and I'm psyched to go back and give Turning Point some attention now that the finger is feeling better.
The treacherous youth movement is in full effect. Asher made short work of Kahuna.
All those spotters for nothing. So sad.
Ahh yes. More shenanigans on the rock throwing front. Here, Steph and Diggs are pillars of strength while Asher tries to launch a rock at something.
And what were they aiming at?
Horray climbing. Horray snowboarding whiplash preventing you from gym climbing! Snow sliding session with Jaeger-dad ends in ouchies. For realz.
I'm sure the analysts at sports-center would agree that Digg's delivery is a little... ahem... nontraditional. She looks like she's about to stab Nelson (below) in the head with an invisible knife not toss a stone into the sunset.
I'm not even sure where to start with this one Steph.
Sadly enough, I couldn't throw further than either of them.
This is the picture we were discussing at dinner last night.
