Soulja Boy Dyno (project)

That's right. A groundbreaking new Dyno project has been discovered in the famous Satellite bouldering area of the flatirons.

However, this news will have to wait. Why? you might ask.

Because Steph Marvez SENT HER FREAKING PROJ, THAT'S WHY!

Yes, that is correct. She took down Captain Hook in good style.

Smooth as butter sliding across glass on a velvet counter top.

CONGRATULATIONS STEPHERMIE!

Ok, back to the Dyno. A talented young Zissou...ahem, I mean climber named Rylan envisioned this new exhibition of human fitness.

Unfortunately, he was unable to complete the line. He felt it should not be bolted and brought down to a "jaegerian" level...if you will.

It should be saved for the next generation, and it should be finished in Rylan's preferred style. (balls out, no pro, gnar gnar, i'm in the mags, Badass style) This line is for a new level of climber the world has yet to even think possible.

Though it has seen another couple suitors, no one has come closer than Lukas (the lady-slayer) Hardman.

Lukas gave several efforts over what...maybe ten minutes?

However, he used a technique previously thought impossible.

He hucked his gul-dum meat at that shit like there was no fricking tomorrow.

Many have argued that he is the chris sharma to rylan's boone speed.

Many have speculated that he is the mutant offspring of Superman and Jesse James' sister. 100% strongmo, 1brazilion% of the time.

However the line did not accept his advances. He came close. Closer than most will ever hope. Close enough even to say; "just the tip. just for a second. just to see how it felt."

Is the there an individual equal to the level this line represents?

Time will tell.

This is just a photo of me standing around making excuses for not sending Purity Control.

Who know diaper butt could be so sexy?