Monday, February 4, 2008

Birthday Like A Rockstar

So, Thank you to the Dello, Rich, Fiona and Kristen for the most wickedest gift. The gift I refer to is of course wasted time and ample procrastination. YEA! This shot was on or around beer zero for all of you who are curious. This thing was simply far too wicked not to slap an organic sticker on and start crushing face-melting solos.
This is Rich. He was my bassist for the duration of my guitar hero birthday fantasy. Here he resembles the hardcore rockstar with the soft "get to know me" side that he uses to lure the rest of us back to the tour bus for a little game of "just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels". We've tried to explain to him that this is what the groupies are for. No dice.
This is Marcelo Delovitch. This 9" chilean is our front-man and the face of our straight to cassette line-up. However, he does look most like the character we play as in the game...
I think he wins automatically.
Saturday night was all about the Denver Nuggets game at Pepsi Center. Through some fluke we obtained some sweet tickets for very cheap. Wicked. Here, Baron Von Choss-crush and I attempt to whistle for the team.
Here is the resulting upset guy who we spit on. (Sorry Devin) Ahh well. At least we tried.
W3rd to the clowns who came out to support Matt's "birthdays against sobriety" program. You guys rock! (BTW...that foam finger is covering some Dave Wahl side-boob. Yes I have the pictures to prove it.)
FIONA!!! LOOK OUT!!!!!!
Yea. I got nothing.
Waaaayyyy too much wickedness to be confined to those little seats.
I'm pretty sure this picture was supposed to be of Jason Elam. Somehow, Power Bear jumped right in front at the last second. At least it was a good one.
Sunday brought around my actual birthday and better weather. We had a bunch of fun at Morrison where "Hair Lip" (V-Various) was sent several times. Kevin is getting very close to Helicopter.
Diggs absolutely CRUSHED all of Helicopter and fell for what she listed as the 8th time from the final move. She'll do it. The wind kicked up too much to give another good effort. Next time, its ON!
Ahhh Helicopter. Frustrating. Rich was feeling sick. That doesn't help.
Flannery continues her courtship of Center Route. More on that FOR SURE later in the week.
I have no idea what this problem is. Steph and Amy looked SOOOO close to getting it. I'm psyched to try it if loopis ever goes.
Steve Zissou on Center route. Send Steve Send.
SO THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO TOLERATED MY ANTICS THIS WEEKEND AND EVERY OTHER DAY OF THE YEAR! You all rock. Oh yea, and the icing on the cake:
Q: What's the difference between the Patriots and a dead hooker?
A: The Patriots still suck.

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Situner said...
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sock hands said...
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sock hands said...

supa dope update! sorry i was not in attendance again, but time will soon come for such hangings out. thought saturday was your real birfday and sunday was jus super bowl day? i sorry





straightouttaRANTlam:
good to see kevin has fully converted to italian shoes! it is clear now that due to everyone's resistance to scarpas when i was pushing them like a bronx hoodlum and actual purchase of the same after i eased off is clear evidence that 1. the paradise crew has way more sway; and 2. it is annoying when i push goods on friends.

I ONLY WANTED TO SPREAD TRUTH!!!

-straightouttasniffleslam-

Flannery Shay-Nemirow said...

Best birthday blog post of the century Matt!