Joe's Days 3-5

After taking forever to post up all the Joe's photos, I think I will just finish it off here.

I don't remember Situner kong ever pushing diggity kong in the games but I'm assured this is how it went. She only missed 2 bananas!

Day three started out with a short warm-up session for Mr. Betterton and then directly on to "Trent's Mom" After a few really good efforts, He took a long rest and SENT THAT SHIZ! Very cool.

If the morning was any indication, it was going to be a GREAT day. After Thomas sent, we went down to the Mine Cart Boulder where Diggs FLASHED every line on it. Sick.

After some lunch and a short rest, I was ready to head up to the Dark Canyon and get back on Maxi Pad.

Apparently this happens a lot in Joe's but it was pretty funny to me.

Maxi Pad went well. I took quite a few goes and then finally put it all together.

All it took was sticking this move once. So awkward, but sooooooo goooooood!

We finished up the day at "The Small One" where Kristen flashed several more lines and then found a project on the face.

The following day (day 4) we warmed up at the UMWA boulder and then headed up-hill to try an AMAZING line called "Frosted Flakes". This is a photo of Kristen going into the crux.

We climbed a few things day 4, but took very few photos. The day finished up at the Man-Size area where I had the pleasure of doing "Sit Down Comedian". From there we went up to the Brawny Dyno and Triangle Boulder.

Ahh yes, that brings us to Day 5. The final hour. We had time for a short session before departing for Denver, it was GO TIME.

After warming up on the slabby stuff behind, I jumped on Scary Monsters and was able to do it in just a few goes with Thomas feeding the beta. Psyched!

Thomas and Kristen decided to mess with a line to the right called "Bobcat in the Kiparoo". I didn't try it, but it looks pretty neat.

After moving quickly through the lower part of this problem, Kristen got a little off-route and had to drop. That was it for her as the skin was DONE. Surely she will crush it next time.

We finished the day on the Big Joe problem. I tried to do the regular while Thomas worked on an extension with a wild Dyno to finish. He came close and did it all in overlapping sections but the previous days were catching up.

I gave approximately one try that even came close to qualifying as "rock climbing". The other goes were rock-falling-off and rock-whining.

Thoroughly worked, (and in desperate need of a shower) we packed the car and headed for home. Projects were sent, new projects were found, and we all had a GREAT time.

Joe's valley! My favorite thing!

Joe's Day 2

Day two found us at New Joe's. The only trip we would make to this particular area on the trip.

Kristen wasted no time warming up by doing several problems in the closet including Pimpin Jeans and Bad Jeans. A little further uphill, she continued to make strong progress on "Chips".

She is consistently getting into the hold you jump from, but having small troubles with feet. SO COOL TO SEE HER MOVING THROUGH THIS RIG!

As I took down Planet of the Apes, Erin read and Kristen spotted. No photos were taken, but it is probably a good thing, as I HUMPED THE SHIZ out of the topout. Whatever. It counts.

Next up was an incredible problem I had not heard of before. Thomas flashing the powerful "I'd rather be climbing HER".

I can't wait to go back and finish this thing! SO FREAKING COOL! Pictures do not do justice.

Thomas and I about to have a Velociraptor Fight. Clearly I'm going for intimidation...though, admittedly, he does have some pretty sweet tattoos.

We were psyched to hike all the way uphill and try a problem called "Salsa Verde" which was one big move to easier stuff. It was a fun flash for both Thomas and I.

The view from up there is TOTALLY worth the walk.

After a good lunch at the Diner in town, Thomas spent some time with "Trent's Mom" working out moves and preparing for a send.

Cold temps chased us back to camp shortly after, but there are plenty of sends coming in the next few days.

When can we go back?

Joe's Day 1

In answer to the e-mails I've been receiving, Joe's Valley was AWESOME.

Upon arriving, no time was wasted in emptying the car and heading for the boulders. First stop was the Moby Dick area to take care of some old business.

Kristen warming up on "Sunshine".

After warming up, I went on to tackle the Whale. "Moby Dick" going down. (Also notice the sweet tattoos Thomas has in this picture!

Next area was Dark Canyon. I had never been here before. It was VERY cold this particular afternoon but I was immediately psyched on "Maxi Pad". Lots of goes gave up not a lot of progress. It was time to move on.

Next up was "Killed by Numbers". This problem is WICKED.

Kristen enjoyed a very proud showing on the problem which is distinctly not her style. She sent it in only 3 or 4 goes!

SICK!

This guy was everything from beta-monkey to spotter to tour guide to badass extraordinaire!

After spending the afternoon on our projects, we went up to "Man From The Past" which he took down quickly. I believe it chimes in around V10. It certainly was impressive to watch!

While Thomas was resting between burns, I took it upon myself to remove leftover crap from other climbers. This rope was said to belong to a famous Colorado climber who put up a pretty tough problem on the block. It had been there a LONG time and was very dry and sun-damaged.

Why can't we clean up after ourselves AND hike pads in and out AND climb V14? I guess the fact that I have to ask means I will never know.

After watching Thomas send, I got on "Wind Below". I would be psyched to go back and try this line more, but it was not to be on this trip.

Erin sent her project, "Tidal Wave", on the Mine Cart Boulder on the way back to camp as well!

Holy successful day for everyone!

Next it was back to camp for post-send brew-dogs and a COLD night in the tents.

I miss Joe's already.

Leaving for Joe's

The day has finally come and we leave for Joe's Valley this afternoon. PSYCHED!

Diggs' sister was in town this past weekend so we enjoyed the Denver tourist type things.

Ohh to have a monkey's strength!

As it turns out, our Denver Zoo houses MANY creatures that could kill a human without much effort.

Horray Mo.So. ! Horray Beth Sendage!

Updates coming when we return. Look for the usual mindless commentary and pictures that aren't half as cool or gnarly as I think they are.

PSYCHED!

WEEEEEEEEE!!!! (THUD)

Tuesday Castlewood Sessions. It's nice to be doing them again and the wood is looking GOOD!

It's also getting a little chilly. Hiking in a beanie? This is novel!

Andrew was psyched. At this point he had some sort of seizure and started talking like a pioneer. "Thars Bouldars in dem dere hills!" he exclaimed.

We started out on nine-lives arete. Super fun. Due to my forgetful tendencies, we had to re-work beta! Nice. I took a stupid fall into the tree and Andrew peeled from the lip.

Dave and Ben cruised it. So far, off to a good start.

Ben catching the choss-bug and attempting variations on established problems.

In attempt to get everyone psyched on Double Dick Dyno I went for it and had no problems until a pebble broke while I was attempting to top out. That is a long fall. Here is what Ben's face likely did while watching my airy winger.

Luckily the clowns were undeterred. Ben gave it hell, but was less than inspired by the big moves.

Dave brought some swagger and pulled it off pretty quickly. No winger even!

I got back on it and re-sent as well before we headed up to Scary Monsters. No photos of that leg due to darkness.

Of course we had the mini-epic to get out. Leaving that side of the canyon is never easy.

Good times!